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That One Mystery Fic (PG)
« Thread Started on Sept 7, 2004, 3:46pm »

That One Mystery Fic
by Red

(Note: this is a fiction of a movie script I am writing, I just changed character names to match the show. This is why the story is done script style.)

Cast:

Yami-The Detective

Joey-The side-kick

Kenny-A friend of the victim (played by Malik)

Seto-That one guy

Anzu-Friend of the victim

Isis-The person who reported the crime

Mai-The…. Maid….. Or something….. I don’t know yet.

Nobody-The one who died (played by Bakura) (so many people are going to hate me for that)

(More are coming)

Chapter 1

In Yami’s Office, Yami is sitting in his Lay-Z-Boy chair drinking a soda and Joey is trying to set the clock on the VCR.

Joey: I swear, these instruction books become worse each time I read them.

Yami looks over at the manual Joey is reading.

Yami: Maybe you should try sticking to one language.

Joey: Huh? (looks over at the manual) Oh.

Isis opens and a crowd cheers.

Isis: Is this Yami’s Detective Service?

Joey: Yami and Joey’s Detective Service.

Isis: Whatever.

Yami gets up and walks over to Isis.

Yami: I am Yami, and this is Joey, we are happy to be of your service. So just what is it that you need help with?

Isis: Well my-

Yami: It was the butler.

Isis: What?

Yami: Scruffy buried it behind the pool.

Isis: Huh? I just-

Yami: Left the oven on?

Isis: No I…… oh crud I did leave it on!

Isis rushes out.

Joey: Why do you always do that?

Yami: What?

Joey: Get rid of our customers before they pay us.

Yami: She wasn’t a customer.

Joey: Then what was she?

Yami:……. A traveling Saleswoman.

Joey: Oh shut up!

Isis walks back in.

Isis: All taken care of.

Joey: So what was it you wanted to tell us?

Yami is sitting down in his chair again.

Yami: Yes, please elaborate.

Isis: Well my friend Kenny-

Joey: Got killed?

Yami: Those-

Isis: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He’s fine, it’s Nobody.

Joey: Well in that case why did you come?

Isis: Because Nobody’s dead!

Joey: So why did you come?

Yami: No Joey, did you ever play Clue?

Joey: Once.

Flashback:

Joey is playing Clue with two other people.

Other Person 1: I think I have it. Other Person 2?

Other Person 2: I think I have it too. Joey?

Joey: Um yeah…. I guess I have it.

Other Person 2: Then let’s check.

Other Person 1 opens the envelope and reveals Ms. White, The Knife, and The Lounge. Other Person 1 and 2 reveal their score cards showing they were both right.

Other Person 1: I was right.

Other Person 2: So was I.

Both look at Joey. Joey looks at his score card. It Those three checked off and everything else open.

Camera changes to close up of his eyes.

“DUN”<br>
End of Flashback:

Joey: What does that have to do with our situation.

Yami: Remember how the guy who died was called Mr. Body?

Joey: Yeah.

Yami: Well Isis’s friend who died was probably called Mr. Nobody.

Isis: That’s exactly right. But how did you know.

Yami: I read ahead in the script.

Both Joey and Isis look at Yami annoyed. Isis walked over to Yami and hands him a paper.

Isis: If you want the case, then come to this address within a day.

Isis leaves. Yami looks at the paper.

Yami: Looks like we’re going to…. Nowhere, it’s just next door.

Joey: Perfect. I’d wanted sometime away from home.

End of Chapter 1

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